cafunedesaudade: I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
If I had a dime for every time someone called me...
lolzpicx: I’d be one poor motherfucker
starllex: A haiku: Hey yo Ice Cream man! Holy fucking shit wait up!!!! Wow okay fuck you.
rsapberry: the-fake-truth: inbecillus: an-idle-teen: inbecillus: I hate myself but I still think I’m better than everybody else I hate people but I’d love to be in a relationship I love food but I don’t want to get fat I want money but dont want a job look it’s my entire life in a post
teachmyskin: JK Rowling walked onto the set of a Harry Potter film and saw Daniel Radcliffe looking extremely beat up. She thought his makeup was real and asked, “Oh my gosh, what happened?” He turned to her and said boldly, “As if you don’t know!”
h0odrich: It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
loki-s-army-at-221b: geothebio: colorfoul: so, my grandma is really scared of snakes, and is afraid that they can slither into our house. she spotted one on our yard today. and that’s how she captured it THERE ARE NO SNAKES IN THE HOUSE OF ODIN ALL THE AWARDS
laugh-addict: going to sleep really late when you have to wake up early